A lively group discussion, an intimate tête-à-tête, an inner monologue — in your view, when it comes to a good conversation, what’s the ideal number of people?
2 is better than 1, and 2 is infinitely better than 3.
Stranger, “Come, let’s start a conversation.”
Me, “You want to talk about what?”
Stranger, “Let’s talk about politics!”
Me, “Ok, before we talk about politics, I ask you one question first.”
Me, “Cow eat grass, Goat eat grass. How come the sheep don’t eat grass?”
Stranger, “I don’t know.”
Me, “You don’t know about sheep, you want to talk about politics?”
Doctor, “You have aids. “
Gay Man, “So, doctor how?”
Doctor, “Faggot, don’t worry. On the way home go to the market, buy a lot of vegetables, Tabasco sauce, mushroom soup, and 6 bottles of beer. “
Gay Man, “Doctor, I am going to have diarrhea!”
Doctor, “Then, you will know what your ass is for. “